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COULD 'DIS BE CANE SHUM - SEASON ONE

Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 1
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Issue 1 - October 2003

The debut issue of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum, first published on October 1st 2003. Our exclusive stories include: Shock! Horror! Keynsham's infamous CLOCK TOWER is missing; The disturbing news that a TRAVELLER CAMP is planned for the town; An EU pilot scheme is set to bring WINTER DARKNESS to our streets; The ever-increasing DUCK POPULATION in the Memorial Park faces radical 'thinning'; Our famous ECHO BRIDGE™ is unfit for earthquake weather...

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF sounds off about the state of High Street shopping, ANNA CACIA-COURT decides charity shouldn't begin at home, our riveting Bath Hill WEBCAM, some dodgy readers' LETTERS, a lorry-load of BRIEF NEWS and much, much MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 2
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Issue 2 - November 2003

The second issue of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum, first published on November 1st 2003. Our exclusive scoops include: Farewell farmer's market, hello Cadbury's MARKET; Keynsham prepares for a YEAR AT THE RACES; An oversized KILLER MOLE brings havoc to the 'Federated' people; A local man plans to bring his own lottery - KLOTTO! - to the people of Keynsham; The shock discovery that THE WORLD WILL END in a Keynsham minor road...

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF denies all knowledge of chocolate-making facilites, ANNA CACIA-COURT sounds off about pavement traffic, another voyeuristic Keynsham WEBCAM, more bizarre readers' LETTERS, a plethora of BRIEF NEWS and a whole load MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 3
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Issue 3 - December 2003

The slightly-delayed third issue, first published on December 5th 2003. Stories include: Keynsham's motorists get set for a CONGESTION CHARGE; The shock news that we may not actually get a 5-MINUTE WARNING if the bomb drops; A local builder plans to develop MANOR ROAD playing fields; A sneak preview of KEYNSHAM IN THE FUTURE is unveiled via an exhibition in the library; The quest for the Holy Grail is over - FREE PARKING is back! Click HERE to enter.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF takes a walk in the park, ANNA CACIA-COURT gets irate about a school closure, there's a third Keynsham WEBCAM, another Keynsham HISTORY lesson, more readers' LETTERS, a smattering of BRIEF NEWS, the WEATHER and a whole load MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 4
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Issue 4 - January 2004

The fantastic fourth issue, first published on January 16th 2004. Stories include: All hail the coming of CANE SHUM COUNCIL; Is our chocolate safe in the hands of ROBO-MINERS at Cadbury's?; Keynsham Town Football Club looks set to merge with premiership giants LEEDS UNITED; Hollywood blockbuster movie THE MATRIX actually 'happens' in Keynsham; Outrage as a new set of European Commission FISHING REGULATIONS look set to hit local anglers. Click HERE to read on.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF appears to be working for BANES, ANNA CACIA-COURT hits out at back-street parkers, the Keynsham WEBCAM, the regular readers' LETTERS, a round-up of BRIEF NEWS, the January WEATHER and a whole heap MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 5
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Issue 5 - March 2004

The f**k-February fifth issue, first published on February 19th 2004. Stories include: CHARLTON ROAD crumbles to rubble and ruin amid safety fears; A counterfeit clothing factory is discovered at TINTAGEL FLATS; Keynsham's recent COMFY MOTORISTS scheme proves a success; Boffins at the University Of Keynsham hope KASA HIT SATURN; We receive another letter from THE WELLSWAY LIBERATION FRONT regarding the Town Hall fire. Click HERE to read on.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF denies all knowledge of backstreet parking, ANNA CACIA-COURT forgets to respect her elders, another Keynsham WEBCAM, more regular readers' LETTERS, a soupcon of BRIEF NEWS, the March WEATHER forecast and much MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 6
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Issue 6 - April 2004

The super-sexy sixth issue, first published on March 30th 2004. Stories include: Traffic planners go ROUNDABOUT CRAZY in Keynsham High Street; BANES vow to get tough in the on-going 'PAINT-GATE' affair; Keynsham is to get it's very own POLICE STATION as crime rates plunge; We visit the chilled-out residents of CHELMER GROOVE where life is so much easier now; Keynsham gets set to star in Channel 4's TALK OF THE TOWN 'reality' CCTV series. Click HERE to read on.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF is convinced Keynsham has no roundabouts, ANNA CACIA-COURT seeks a bit of silence, our sixth Keynsham WEBCAM, the regular readers' LETTERS, a smidgeon of BRIEF NEWS, the April WEATHER forecast and much MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 7
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Issue 7 - May 2004

The soaraway seventh issue, first published on May 6th 2004. Stories include: Evil Wellsway Liberation Front HACKERS disrupt the Cane Shum website; The city of Bath gets ready to send it's STINKING SEWAGE to Keynsham; The High Street is to get a VENICE MAKEOVER in order to solve the legendary traffic problems; Happy motorists prepare for a ROAD TAX REBATE as compensation for the region's poor roads; One of Keynsham's PUBLIC HOUSES is set to be demolished by the EU. Click HERE to read on.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF is away, so step forward Mr Bill Bailey, ANNA CACIA-COURT has a big heap of issues, the brand new CITIZEN CANE column tackles leisure, the WEBCAM, the LETTERS, bit of BRIEF NEWS, the May WEATHER forecast and much MORE.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 8
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Issue 8 - June 2004

The enlarged eighth edition, first published on June 2nd 2004. Stories and articles include: Keynsham's VANDALS look set to jeopardise the town's bid for the European Commuter Town Of Culture Award 2009; We discover the whereabouts of both the Clock Tower and BEAGLE 2; A new survey reveals Keynsham citizens to be the most GENEROUS in Britain; We take a look at plans to develop the OLD CINEMA into a youth centre; A host of top music stars get set for the KEYNSHAM MUSIC FESTIVAL in the Memorial Park; Blair, Bush and bogs get the treatment from Anna in the MONTHLY MOAN; Eli McChurch ponders what SUMMER IN KEYNSHAM is all about; William Bloke vents a healthy portion of steam after getting a TATTOO done in Keynsham. FULL CONTENTS.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF is back from his hols, another exclusive Keynsham WEBCAM, an extended LETTERS page, a veritable slew of BRIEF NEWS, another serving of POETRY, our brand new IMAGE ARCHIVE, a page of Keynsham-related LINKS and some words about the STAFF.


Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum - Issue 9
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Issue 9 - July 2004

The naughty ninth edition, first published on July 14th 2004. Stories and articles include: Is Keynsham at risk from the PLANNING AUTHORITIES and their power?; We successfuuly wind up the HEAD OF BRISTOL CITY COUNCIL following a GMTV appearance; After months of uncertainty, the CLOCK TOWER REPLACEMENT is announced to much mirth; We take a look at the real reasons for England's shock EURO 2004 exit; Charlton Bottom takes a WALK IN THE PAST in Keynsham; The shock waves are felt as The Hawthorns Rec is set to become a GRANNY VILLAGE; Eli McChurch makes a request to keep the St George's FLAGS FLYING; William Bloke asks is it time to do something about the dreaded SCHOOL RUN congestion? FULL CONTENTS.

PLUS!! MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF takes a very bold step, the Keynsham WEBCAM keeps an eye out for fish, the LETTERS page, a smorgasbord of BRIEF NEWS, a healthy dollop of POETRY, our ever-growing IMAGE ARCHIVE, a page of Keynsham-related LINKS and some STAFF info.




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