Issue 2 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk November 2003
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So welcome to the glorious second issue of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum, where we've got the very latest Keynsham news (see headlines below) and views. We've had a plethora of readers' stories sent in - rest assured we'll be sifting through them all and publishing the best ones soon. Keep 'em coming folks. We'd also like to say a big thank-you to Harry Stoke and Vinnie Green over at That Be Bristle, who not only didn't kick our heads in, but have given us tremendous support and encouragement. Cheers guys.

And don't forget: We're NOT anti-Keynsham. We're born and bred Keynsham-ites who've had many chances to escape over the years. We're just out to raise a smile at the expense of the town's quirks and oddities - it's a great place with great people. 'Nuff said! Click here for a constant reminder of this fact."


CANE SHUM NEWS HEADLINES...
'We searched the whole town - no chocolate found...'
ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S SUPER SECOND EDITION...
MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF denies all knowledge of chocolate-making facilites in the town, ANNA CACIA-COURT sounds off about pavement traffic, another voyeuristic Keynsham WEBCAM, more readers' LETTERS,
a plethora of BRIEF NEWS, the WEATHER and a whole load MORE.


WE'RE IN THE NEWS!
Issue 1 of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum hits the news! We made it to the EVENING POST (click HERE to read what they said) and, miraculously, we were 'Site Of Issue' in VENUE (click HERE to view the clipping). Thanks to both publications for the kind words. You rock man!

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court is back on the war-path, and this month it's the war-path that's coming under fire... READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf continues his oblique insight into Keynsham life. It seems he's now working in the Cadbury's P.R. dept. MORE

KEYNSHAM WEB CAM
Another exclusive Keynsham webcam, which we've located in that mysterious green box outside Somerfield. VIEW IT

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