Issue 3 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk December 2003
STILL A KEYNSHAM SITE FOR CANE SHUM PEOPLE

Lighten up "WELL, THE autumn turns to winter, shorts become Long Johns, healthy tans become blotchy faces and the telly gets all shite. Time to turn to your favourite Keynsham humour-thon for instant and gratifying relief from the wrong-doings of Jack Frost and his bunch of weather cronies. So, enter weary traveller - there's mulled cider on the stove and a chair on the fire..."

What a month it's been in the world of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum. We've had the 'Victorian' Evening for starters, and, more importantly, we've got our own stalker in the form of Barry 'Shoestring' Jones, who was sent by that unruly mob at That Be Bristle, via their misguided report which made us out to be Town Council workers supposedly trying to win some cred. Heh heh heh! Needless to say, we dispatched this fourth-rate P.I. with a bruised eye and a fly in the ear. All in a week's work eh?!

So all that's left to do is wish you all a red-nosed Christmas and a cider-enhanced New Year. Thanks for your readership in 2003, we look forward to squeezing your chuckle glands in 2004. Oh, and if you still think that we don't like Keynsham, please click here for correction.


CANE SHUM NEWS HEADLINES...
'There is no dog poo in Keynsham Park. None whatsoever.'
ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S TERRIFIC THIRD EDITION...
MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF takes a walk in the park, ANNA CACIA-COURT gets irate about a school closure, there's a third Keynsham WEBCAM, another Keynsham HISTORY lesson, more readers' LETTERS, a smattering of BRIEF NEWS, the WEATHER and a whole load MORE.


MERCHANDISE
Never mind the colour, feel the quality...
Our exclusive range of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum T-shirts go on sale in Keynsham and Bath. FULL T-SHIRT DETAILS

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court gets herself all worked up about a school closure and some dodgy Xmas lights. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf takes a stroll in Keynsham Memorial Park and gets a bit more than he bargained for. GO TO MO!

KEYNSHAM WEB CAM 3
Our third exclusive Keynsham webcam, which is precariously balanced on the multi-storey car park roof. VIEW IT

WEATHER FORECAST
The long-range weather outlook for the festive period. VIEW WEATHER

A BRIEF HISTORY
A potted history of Keynsham shops, as told by Albert Mills. LEARN STUFF HERE


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