Issue 4 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk January 2004
KEYNSHAM NEWS HEADLINES - JANUARY 2004
Power goes to our heads...
CANE SHUM FOR THE COUNCIL?
Following last years allegations that Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum is nothing more than a council-fronted publicity scam, Albert Mills takes time to wonder what Keynsham would look like if we really did run the town. READ FULL STORY

MARS FEVER HITS CADBURY'S Never leave unattended Double D's in the Cane Shum office...
With plans for the introduction of new technology announced by Keynsham chocolate manufacturer Cadbury's, we investigate whether there will be any knock-on effects to our favourite Double Decker. Mmmmmmmm! Double Decker... READ MORE
LEEDING THE WAY TO THE TOP Alan Smith and Mark Viduka training at Keynsham Town
Keynsham Town Football Club could be set to join the country's soccer elite if radical plans to merge with Leeds United get the go-ahead, in a move that would see the cash-stricken Premiership side certain to relocate to the town. FULL EXCLUSIVE PICTURE STORY

NO EXIT FOR REEVES 'It's just like that teletext Maud, only a lot harder to use...'
A Keynsham man has this week been given a six-year 'hard labour' sentence at H.M.P. Keynsham Workhouse, following an evening of drink and drug-induced destruction in the town's High Street. READ FULL REPORT
A SMALL COD PIECE AND CHIPS Weir-d going's on...
Local anglers face financial ruin this week, following new E.U. proposals aimed at saving diminishing fish populations in and around U.K. waters, prompting localised outrage in the town. FULL REPORT

'There is no loss-making bus service in Keynsham.'
ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S FANTASTIC FOURTH EDITION...
MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF appears to be working for BANES, ANNA CACIA-COURT hits out at back-street parkers, the Keynsham WEBCAM, the regular readers' LETTERS, a round-up of BRIEF NEWS, the January WEATHER and a whole heap MORE.

KEYNSHAM WEB CAM 4
The Cane Shum web cam is stuck in traffic at the Hicks Gate roundabout. VIEW IT

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court hits out at the park-and-commute workers clogging our residential streets with their cars. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
His ex-boss has been nicked by the Yanks, and now the former Iraqi Dis-Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf seems to be working for the council. Shocker! GO TO MO!

WEATHER FORECAST
Find out what the elements have in store for Keynsham in January. VIEW WEATHER

MERCHANDISE
Never mind the colour, feel the quality...
They're selling like hot cakes in Keynsham and Bath - Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum T-shirts are on sale now! FULL DETAILS