Issue 5 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk March 2004
COULD 'DIS BE CANE SHUM - LEGAL JARGON

'Come to Keynsham, please. Oh go on....'

Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum would like to point out that this website is provided for entertainment value only, and that any damages arising from it's use or misuse are nothing to do with us. In short, the contents are provided on an 'as is' basis and we shall not be held responsible for any mishaps that may occur whilst using this free service.

All characters and stories are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely co-incidental. If you do happen to share your name with one of our characters, it is highly likely that your parents stole it from us. We're quite certain on that point, however, we stress that no offence is intended to any person, animal or other carbon-based life forms. We love the earth and everything on it, except the clock tower, naturally.

With regards to the use of this site, we'd like to compare it to your local pub, in that: a) You are welcome to call in at any time, b) You can look at the pictures but please don't steal them, c) Tell your mates because they're welcome too, d) No credit will be given at the bar, and finally, e) Please leave quietly so as to not disturb the neighbours. Oh, and we'd prefer it if you washed your hands before helping yourself to the peanuts. All contents are Copyright © 2003-2012 CaneShum.co.uk, so if you want to use any of this site please contact us first. Other than that, please don't smoke over the pool table.

Finally, if you've not seen our 'Keynsham Is Ace' section, then we advise you to do so now.

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court gets angry with the aged townsfolk as she forgets to repsect her elders once again. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf is still working for the local council. This month he defends his work mates' parking habits YO! GO TO MO!

KEYNSHAM WEB CAM 5
The Cane Shum web cam seems to be attempting an escape to Saltford. VIEW IT

WEATHER FORECAST
Will Keynsham town see any sunshine in March? Will it feck! VIEW THE WEATHER

KEYNSHAM IS ACE!
We love Keynsham! If you need reminding, CLICK HERE