Issue 5 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk March 2004
KEYNSHAM NEWS HEADLINES - MARCH 2004
Listen up Mr Roadmender - porridge is NOT a suitable replacement for tarmac. No go back to college will ya...
ROMAN ROAD RUINED
Only last year Keynsham's Charlton Road was resurfaced, allegedly. Yet today, six months on, the road is in worse condition than it was before the work was carried out. Charlton Bottom asks: 'Who is to blame for this waste of tax payers money'. READ THE FULL REPORT

SWEATSHOP STOPPED BY HOT COPS Cottage industry prospects never looked so good
Homeowners living in Keynsham's Tintagel Flats were left in a state of disbelief this week as an illegal sports equipment manufacturing plant was discovered in the quiet cul-de-sac by regional serious crime investigators. READ MORE
SOFA, SO GOOD, SO NOW WHAT? The 'Comfy Motorists' scheme in full effect
Keynsham residents have called for the town's recent 'Comfy Motorists' experiment to be made permanent following a successful trial period held at the former Cannock's site throughout December 2003. FULL EXCLUSIVE PICTURE STORY

KEYNSHAM'S RACE INTO SPACE Spot the Chocolate Ore
They're overpaid, virtually unfunded and woefully under-educated, yet scientists at the University Of Keynsham are attempting to go where no law-abiding Keynsham citizen has gone before - Space! READ FULL REPORT
WELLSWAY LOONIES TO STRIKE AGAIN? Town Hall fire: exclusive picture
Two months ago Keynsham's Town Hall mysteriously caught fire. Now a radical group calling themselves 'The Wellsway Liberation Front' are claiming responsibility for this shocking crime. FULL REPORT & EXCLUSIVE PICTURE

'There are no workers' cars parked in the residential back streets of Keynsham. None..'
ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S EDITION...
MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF denies all knowledge of backstreet parking, ANNA CACIA-COURT forgets to respect her elders, another Keynsham WEBCAM, more regular readers' LETTERS, a soupcon of BRIEF NEWS, the March WEATHER forecast and a whole heap MORE.

KEYNSHAM WEB CAM 5
The Cane Shum web cam seems to be attempting an escape to Saltford. VIEW IT

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court gets angry with the aged townsfolk as she forgets to repsect her elders once again. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf is still working for the local council. This month he defends his work mates' parking habits YO! GO TO MO!

WEATHER FORECAST
Will Keynsham town see any sunshine in March? Will it feck! VIEW THE WEATHER

MERCHANDISE
Never mind the colour, feel the quality...
On sale now in Keynsham stores - Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum T-shirts are everywhere! FULL T-SHIRT DETAILS