Issue 6 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk April 2004
KEYNSHAM NEWS HEADLINES - APRIL 2004
Exclusive Animated Traffic Simulation
INVASION OF THE ROUNDABOUTS
As Keynsham High Street braces itself for a deluge of new roundabouts and pedestrian crossings, we take a look at the impact that this worrying proposal will have on the town's traffic system and ask the question: "Is this really necessary?" READ THE FULL REPORT WITH EXCLUSIVE SIMULATION

'PAINT-GATE': GLOSS SHINES NO MORE Not a single Roman in sight
While expensive legal teams frown and bark at each other in the BANES/Mowlem "Paint-Gate" courtroom fiasco, a simple, cost-effective plan to save Charlton Road could be emerging from the ruins. READ MORE
CRIME? IT'S GONE WEST 'For Sale: Front door. No longer needed due to falling crime rates. Free to good home.'
There was mixed reaction in Keynsham this week following the surprise news that the town is to get it's own police station, as part of the Government's nationwide 'Crime: Don't Bother!' campaign. FULL STORY

RESIDENTS GET 'O'-LEVEL FUN! Teepee field not pictured
There's a street in Keynsham that never sleeps, where the residents party hard - all because of a typographical error in a leading Yate-based directory. Albert Mills went along to 'check the vibes, man!' FULL REPORT
SMILE - YOU'RE ON CAMERA 'Edward Joll, this is Big Brother. You have 15 seconds to leave the 'Talk Of The Town' er, Town.'
Keynsham is all set to appear on Channel 4's Big Brother-style reality TV program 'Talk Of The Town', in the name of National entertainment. Are you ready to be a celebrity in your own town? READ FULL REPORT

'There are no roundabouts in Keynsham. None.'
ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S EDITION...
MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF is convinced Keynsham has no roundabouts, ANNA CACIA-COURT seeks a bit of silence, our sixth Keynsham WEBCAM, the regular readers' LETTERS, a smidgeon of BRIEF NEWS, the April WEATHER forecast and much MORE.

KEYNSHAM WEB CAM 6
The Cane Shum web cam is back in the High Street, spying on everything! VIEW IT

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The BANES Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf gets angry once again as he vehemently denies the presence of roundabouts in Keynsham. GO TO MO!

WEATHER FORECAST
Your B.O. could be responsible for the decline of the boating pond. Read more in this month's weather forecast.
VIEW THE WEATHER

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