The Wellsway Liberation front strikes out at Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum by hacking into and vandalising this very website at the start of last month, causing wobbles in the stock market both here and in the States. A worried Albert Mills investigates.
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A LOAD OF BATH TURDS
There was yet another outbreak of uproar among Keynsham residents this week as it emerged that the town is going to be besieged with excrement from our Roman-loving neighbours in Bath. READ MORE
NOAH ENTRY TO TRAFFIC
In a radical move to increase the number of punters in Keynsham Town Centre, the local Council have unveiled ambitious plans to give the main drag a Venice-style makeover. FULL STORY & EXCLUSIVE PICTURE
ROAD TAX REBATE GLEE FOR DRIVERS
Keynsham's motorists danced cartwheels in the street this week as it emerged that they will all be receiving a road tax rebate following the Highway Department's decision to leave the town's roads to rot. MORE
LAST TIME AT THE BAR PLEASE!
The town's drinkers were crying into their pints this week as it emerged, via a leaked EU document, that Keynsham has one too many pubs, meaning certain demolition for one unlucky inn. READ FULL REPORT