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Anna has a pop at Bush & Blair while revealing the secret way to spend a penny in the town's bogs without catching a dose of typhoid.
Freshly-recruited from the mean streets of Keynsham, William Bloke offers up a serving of vitriol after getting a tattoo done in town.
The BANES Dis-Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf returns with bizarre claims that Keynsham's traffic is 'flowing perfectly'. GET MO!
The Cane Shum webcam has been stolen, but it's still transmitting footage!! Where will it end up?
Albert Mills gets his own column, in which he's throwing his weight behind the plans for the old cinema, among other things.
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