Issue 8 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk June 2004
COULD 'DIS BE CANE SHUM - WEBCAM #8
Keynsham's clock tower - design award not pictured



Well, would you believe it?! As soon as we save up and buy a half decent camera some bugger comes along and pinches it! Our state-of-the-art, see-in-the-dark, remote control, all-weather, solar-powered, super cam was stolen from it's original position outside Church's last weekend. However, the fool who took it has yet to realise that the camera is still transmitting footage!! Where will it end up? The back-up batteries should last another few months at least (better than Beagle 2's!!!). Stay tuned - who knows, maybe we'll even get a glance of the culprit! Webcam 7 can be viewed in Issue 7 by clicking here.

DID YOU KNOW ?
THIEVES ARE not a new thing. They have been around since the late 1950's - a by-product of Hitler's Nazi regime. Experts believe there are 2.51 'tea leaves' per person in the UK alone. Harm one today.
FAMOUS FACT
CCTV CAMERAS were invented by scheming television channel bosses in the mid-nineties, as a way of filling TV schedules with anodyne 'reality' programmes such as Big Brother and the Queen's speech.
SCIENCE CORNER
IT IS a well known fact that the camera never lies. It can, however, be very economical with the truth, as demonstrated when NASA released 'footage' of men walking on the moon in 1969.


THE BOTTOM LINE
BIG! The Bottom Line has just got bigger! This month, get the low down on the Keynsham Music Festival, dubbed 'Little Glastonbury'! READ MORE

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna has a pop at Bush & Blair while revealing the secret way to spend a penny in the town's bogs without catching a dose of typhoid. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The BANES Dis-Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf returns with bizarre claims that Keynsham's traffic is 'flowing perfectly'. GET MO!

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