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A Time To Swear
What is this life, if full of care
We have no time to curse and swear
No time to grimace, scowl and frown
To bitch and moan at Cane Shum town
No time to see that shops we pass
Are down at heel and full of arse
No time to stand and stare in awe
At yet another charity store
No time to wonder; ‘who’s the git?’
Both talentless and full of shit
That built his awful edifice:
Those rancid Council offices
No time to look at his ugly tower
Where work the mad, sly with their power
No time to guess if the same fat toad
Sunk our Abbey in a damned ring road
No time? Bullshit, now use your care
It’s time my friends to stand and swear!
Sincere and abject apologies to Mr William Henry Davies, R.I.P