Issue 9 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham www.caneshum.co.uk July 2004
COULD 'DIS BE CANE SHUM - WEBCAM #9
Keynsham's clock tower - design award not pictured



Normal service has been resumed following the theft of our last webcam, which has since been broadcasting live footage of someone's bedroom. We spent every last penny on this new camera, so heaven help us if this one gets pinched. We'll be asking you lot for donations! As you can see, webcam 9 is pointing at the 'fish pass' on the River Chew in Keynsham Park, on the look out for migrating fish. See if you can spot them as they battle their way upstream to shag and die. Webcam 8 can be viewed by clicking here.

DID YOU KNOW ?
WEIRS WERE invented by King Canute in order to stop the river. Upon discovering that his plan was bollocks, he sold the patent to the milling industry and turned his attention to the tide.
ON THIS SPOT
THE LEGENDARY Orson Wellsway died in this very Memorial Pak weir pool in 1995, whilst trying to be Johnny Weismuller playing Tarzan. His body was washed up shortly after his career. MORE
SCIENCE CORNER
OVER 200 species of fish can be found in the River Chew, ranging from Trout to the rarely-seen Banesfin, which has a habit of swimming aimlessly in circles, feeding off the other inhabitants.


THE BOTTOM LINE
Charlton avoids a Euro 2004-related heart attack by taking a stroll in the local countryside and reminiscing about the hazy days of yore. READ MORE

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna's Music Festival-induced bliss is cruelly shattered by plans to build an 'Elderly Village' on Sherwood Road 'Rec' playing field. MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
BANES' press spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf steps forward with his boldest claim yet - that we are, in fact, alone! GET A LOAD OF MO!

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